Is there a Santa Claus??
(The Facts!)
1.) None currently known species of the genus reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000 species of organisms that have not been classified, and even though they're mainly of insects and bacteria that can not be ruled out flying reindeer with security.
2.) Santa Claus delivers only Christians. Let's pull some of world's 2 billion children all Muslims, Hindus, Jews and Buddhists from, about 340 million children remain.
3.) With an average of 3 children per household and the assumption that in every house at least one good child, there are 113 million households.
4.) Santa Claus uses the different time zones (east) to the west, he has a 31-hour Christmas Day are available. He has carried out about 1000 visits per second. During this time he jumps out of the sleigh, climb down the chimney distributed the gifts under the tree, filling socks, sprinting back to the sleigh and flies to the next house.
5.) Let's take an average distance of 1 km between each house, the sleigh of Santa Claus brings over 1000 km / second on the skids. This is 3000 times the speed of sound. a conventional reindeer can run there if 25 km / h.
6.) Now to the load on the sleigh: Assuming that each child is given just a lego set with 1 kg this results in 340 000 kg, not counting Santa, who is described as overweight.
7.) Even if a flying reindeer can pull ten times that of a normal reindeer, are needed for the sled 200 000 reindeer. This increases the weight (no slides) to 400,000 tonnes. That is four times that of Queen Elizabeth (the ship).
8.) 400 000 tons at 1000 miles a second creates enormous air resistance. The foremost Rentierpaar must absorb 17 quintillion joules of energy. Per second. Each. You would be absorbed instantly into flames and the next pair will be exposed to the air resistance.
9.) Has within a few thousandths of a second, the whole herd of reindeer vaporized. Santa, meanwhile, is subject to almost 20000fachen gravitational acceleration.
10.) At a weight of 120 kg (for a Santa Claus ridiculous) , he would be nailed with a force of 24 million Newton at the end of the carriage..
Advent, Advent, a power plant burns ... ...
This year too, piling up disaster reports of events that are due to to excessive use of Christmas decorations:
Sunday, 1.Advent 10.00 clock.
In the terraced houses estate 'Onkelstieg' allows the retiree Erna her grandson Norbert to install 3 electric candles on the windowsill of their living room.
10 Clock 14:
While emptying the trash, the neighbor P. Ottfried observed the provocative Christmas offensive in the house next door and immediately countered with the establishment of the 10-arm Danish Candle-Set, each with 15 watts in his kitchen window. Hours later, the whole residential area 'Onkelstieg' shines in reflective glory of 134 window decorations19 Clock 03:
In the 14 km apart coal-fired power Station 'Sottrup-Hocklage', the engineer on duty mistakenly registered a defect in the electricity meters from the area 'Stenkelfeld-North', but for the time being considered it harmless.
20 Clock 17:
The married couple Horst and Heidi E. succeed in connecting a rear film derailleur of 96 halogen lights , through all of the trees of their fruit garden, to the power supply. Part of nativ birds begin confused with nesting.
20 Clock 56:
The nightclub owner Alfons K. sees himself compelled to contribute a portion of the festive mood and mounted on the flat roof of his bungalow, the laser Metropolis Ensemble, which is one of the most powerful ones in Europe. The 40 meter facade of an bordering grain silos maintains its position for several minute during the continuous firing of the Nicholas Projection before it crumbled with an ugly noise
21 Clock 30:
In the tormoil of a club party at the coal-fired power Station 'Sottrup-Hocklage' the alarm signal of the generator Hall 5 died away,
21 Clock 50:
The 85-year-old war veteran August R. conjure with 190 anti aircraft flash lamps type Varta Hurrican the Star of Bethlehem to the low-hanging clouds.22 Clock 12:
A group of Asian businessmen with light summer clothes strays scared through 'Onkelstieg'. Previously, their airplne a Boeing 747 of Singapore Airlines with the aim to Sydney was accidentally landed in the paved with 3,000 colorful neon garage entrance of the bakery Brohrmeyer
22 Clock 37:
The NASA space probe Voyager 7 radioed from the edge of the Milky Way images of an alleged supernova in the northern hemisphere, the experts in Houston are puzzled.
22 Clock 50:
A mild earthquake shook the vicinity of the coal plant Sottrup-Hocklage, the whole complex with its 30 turbines with 350 megawatts of running screaming beyond the breaking point.
23 Clock 06:
In the brightly lit town 'nkelstieg' student Bettina U. awakens and rejoices in error of a sunny December morning. She pressed exactly 23 clock 12 the switche from her coffee machin.
23 Clock 12 and 14 Seconds:
In the sudden darkness of the entire district Stenkelfeld the explosion broke the coal power plant Sottrup-Hocklage like thunder. Confused people, people like you and I, trudged through the pitch-dark place, because one candle on the Advent wreath was not enough
